Sun
Oct
4
“ Today my brother panicked because he stuck a marble up his nose and couldn’t get it out. He’s 21 years old. MLIA
Mylifeisaverage.com
I laughed at this for like 5 minutes
(via nicole-english-blog2009)
haha,I liked this one:
“Today, I was pulled over for speeding. I tried flirting with the officer to get him to lower my ticket. If I was a girl, I think this would have worked much better. MLIA”
